Can anybody top these?

Family Fortunes, ITV





Something a blind man might use? A Sword


A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon


Name the Capital of France? F


Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell


Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar


Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital


What is Hitlers first name? Heil


A famous Scotsman? Jock


Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde


A dangerous race? The Arabs


Something that floats in a bath? Water


An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse


Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair


A famous Royal? Mail


Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with wings


A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters


Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet


Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate


A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on


Something associated with pigs? The Police


A sign of the Zodiac? April


Something people might be allergic to? Skiing

Can anybody top these?
Mr %26amp; Mrs (USA) during the 1980's:





Host: "Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?"


Mrs: "Up the butt, Bob"
Reply:gosh!!! it's to many...i'm too lazy to read those
Reply:His hand


Moonie


FRANCE


Bridget nelson


A torch tester


Up the town


TWAT


Lock ness


Me and my brother


one legged race


Poo


Cotten


Sand


The cigerette brand


a donkey


The card game


licks its balls


read the paper


shut the door


My mum


UM


People





wow that was fun. Hard to think